AERIAL DEFENSE BUREAU
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FILE: PC-001
PROJECT COLLISION
VOLUME I
OBSERVATION + DISRUPTION
D.JUDE
CLASSIFICATION: ALIEN CONTACT
STATUS: FORTHCOMING
DEPLOYMENT: NOV 20 2026
[ERIC AND JULIETTE ARE BOTH AGENTS FOR THIER ORGANIZATIONS. ERIC'S JOB IS TO DETERMINE IF JULIETTE IS AN ALIEN. JULIETTE'S JOB IS TO FIND AN ANCIENT BOOK AND LEAVE EARTH UNSEEN. THEY BOTH FUCK IT UP BAD.]
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/MISSION BRIEF:
Eric Steel is a 32-year-old disgraced federal agent. He drinks, smokes, and broods in his estate in Boston like Batman. Life hasn’t really gone anywhere for him since he was 25, but he’s okay with that. After 5 years, he was finally given another field assignment: Observe Juliette and report your findings.
Juliette Andronicus is an outcast former military commander for the Galactic Federation in the Aeternum Galaxy. After 17 years on house arrest, she’s finally been given a chance to clear her charges. Her mission? Find an ancient book that resides on Earth and bring it home.
The only thing that stands in her way is a pathetic Boston man.
Eric likes to refer to himself as determined.
[MISSION STATUS: COMPROMISED]
Unfortunately, they both end up losing the plot.